20 Dad Jokes For Those Having a Bad Day

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You probably have heard of the term dad jokes and might not know what they are. On the other hand, there might be a chance you know that they are funny and humorous. If you’ve some confusion, you’ve landed in the right place.

This article will help you know what a dad joke is and read some of them. So, let’s get started. 

What is Dad Jokes?

Dad jokes are typically pun intended one-liners or simple question answers. These are one of the most popular forms of funny dining table activities. In addition, these jokes are sometimes stereotypical.

The proper origin of the dad joke is still unknown. But they’ve been a very popular part of pop culture worldwide. Being the most popular in the USA, there are translated versions of dad jokes that bring smiles to people’s faces worldwide.

Below you can read 20 dad jokes we’ve selected for your entertainment.

Sophisticated Fish

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofishticated.

The Chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta away!

The Sleeper Agent

I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

The Good Employee

My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.

Joey

What do you call a kangaroo’s lazy joey?

A pouch potato.

Stealth

Why can’t a leopard hide?

Because it’s always spotted.

Entrepreneur Apes

What do you call it when a group of apes starts a company?

Monkey Business.

One Direction

My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

Poor Billy

Why did Billy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing the bent ones.

Mr. Unknown

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody knows.

Sherlock Holmes’s Diet

What was Sherlock Holmes’ favorite protein source?

Mystery meat.

Hired Help

What animals are the best to call if you get locked out of your house?

MonKEYS.

Spooky

The graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

Crows

Why did the scarecrow win an award? 

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Well Physics

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. 

It’s impossible to put down!

Awards

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? 

He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.

Embarrassed 

I remember as a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker for theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing, but when I got home, the signs were all there.

Poor Turtle

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

Oops

What’s the least spoken language in the world? 

Sign language.

How it Works

I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.

We hope that you’ve had a fun time reading this article. Also, we’re sure you’ll now recognize the dad joke when you encounter one. Have a great time!